6. Never ask an usher to break a $20.
5. Never do a cannonball in the baptistry, and especially not in the baptismal font at a Methodist, Lutheran or Episcopal church.
4. Never hold a church business meeting on Super Bowl Sunday (or during the ACC Basketball Tournament).
3. Never tell the pastor, "We love your church, and we might even come back next Easter."
2. During youth group activities, never bungee jump off the church steeple or play chicken with the church buses.
1. After a soloist of impressive size sings "Love Lifted Me," don't follow with the hymn "It Took a Miracle."
Thought for the Day
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
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