Things We Wouldn't Know Without Sunday School

Things We Wouldn't Know Without Sunday School

~ With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers.
~ Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.
~ A fire extinguisher is a handy device.
~ Helium tanks should be chained down tightly.
~ Cheap glue adheres best to skin.
~ Kool-Aid and song motions do not mix.
~ Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think.
~ Church maintenance people do not have a sense of humor.
~ Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped.
~ Hand-me-down sound systems can get loud during communion.
~ Ushers do not have a sense of humor.
~ Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.
~ Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
~ There are good reasons why pastor's kids have a bad reputation.
~ Helium intoxication does not engender respect in a staff meeting.

Adapted/edited by Eric Farthing from Mikey's Funnies (www.mikeysFunnies.com).